https://www.getfpv.com/lumenier-quark-x7...ernor.html

Quote:For when 6S just isn't fast enough.

Introducing the latest development from the labs of Lumenier. The Quark X7. The Quark X7 is a time-altering device that can modify the physical location and atomic structure of surrounding material. Featuring the all-new X7 processor developed in tandem with *redacted*. 

How is this useful in the drone industry you might ask? The possibilities are endless.

Quad Recovery

Just crash your brand new quad? Flip a switch on your radio (programmed in BLHeli) and you can trigger an incremental change to the quantum superposition of your quad. In other words, where you may have just crashed in one arrangement of particles, you can switch to a different arrangement where you didn't send it as hard. (Each trigger has a time resolution of 5 seconds) 

Note: Each trigger uses a large spike in voltage which may affect the visual performance of your FPV system. Please employ at least 20,000uF of capacitance onto your ESC to prevent voltage spikes.

Fair Play

So you wanted to be the next DRL champion and it isn't going so well? Well, those endorsements might as well sign themselves with the Quark X7. Simply take advantage of the Progressive Positioning Protocol function or PPP. One second you are three gates behind your opponent, the next, you are at the finish line! (It's not like anyone can tell who is winning in those races anyway.)

The Quark X7 is currently under legal review in use for race events. Subject to change.

Hello World

The Quark X7 is the first Flight Controller that is Metaverse compatible. Simply log in to your Meta account on any device, connect to the Quark X7, and you can flash parameters directly from the Zuck himself wirelessly! Share your Blackbox data and BF config with your friends on your virtual wall! Watch the likes start flowing in!

Passive Income

Due to the inherent power of the X7 processor, we have installed lightweight cryptocurrency mining software onto each Quark X7. Users will not notice this very insignificant power draw. This allows Lumenier to gain back a small fraction of profits lost due to the increased shipping fees in the past few years. Now our crypto wallets can go to the moon, while you fly there!

Features

• The omnipotent X7 processor
  
• Progressive Positioning Protocol function or PPP
  
• Superposition toggle
  
• Wirelessly update
  
• Metaverse?
  
• Crypto bro
  

Specifications

• MCU: STM128X755VIT6, 1.6GHz , 4GB RAM, 8GB Flash
  
• IMU: MPU6000 (SPI1) & ICM20602 (SPI4)
  
• SA: Superposition Apparatus V1.1
  
• OSD: Not Needed
  
• Blackbox: Removed for legal reasons
  
• 7x UARTs (1,2,3,4,6,7,8) with built-in inversion.
  
• 13x PWM outputs(including “LED” pad)
  
• 2x I2C ports
  
• 1x CAN bus
  
• 6x ADC
  
• USB Type-C (USB2.0)
  
• Vbat Input: 36~72V (8~16S LiPo)
  
• Mounting Holes: 30.5mmx30.5mm
  

Includes

• 1x Quark X7 Flight Governor
  
• 1x Time-Travel for Dummies Book
  
• 1x Quantum Physics for Dummies Book
  
• 1x Pack of legal forms promising not to use this device for nefarious purposes
  

I would pay so much money for this.
I’ve even already got a few spare 100,000 uf 63v caps from building power supply filters for audio gear. I mean sure, they’re like 4.5” tall and 2.5” wide, but I could just add some extension wires and strap one to an arm on one of my 3” quads.

I knew that flux capacitor would come in handy one day.